tap water bad for your health

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boosiehussein:

now apjvff you know i love you but i gotta see some receipts for this one

the chemical

yolo666x420kony:

god i wish there was a tumblr post with entirely too many notes about wearing black

did-you-kno:

A British grandmother finally met her American pen-pal nearly 70 years after she first put an ad in a New York newspaper looking for a long-distance friend when she was 15-years-old.
Source

did-you-kno:

A British grandmother finally met her American pen-pal nearly 70 years after she first put an ad in a New York newspaper looking for a long-distance friend when she was 15-years-old.

Source

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)
me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

Anonymous said: What is the Islamic view of trans people?

queenfoisback:

Its against Islam to change sex/gender. However it is also against Islam to mistreat people according to their choices (whether those choices are accepted in Islam or not), so transphobia and abuse of trans people is inexcusable. 

If a trans person converts to Islam, they are not held accountable and it wouldn’t be considered a sin for them because when converting to Islam all previous sins are erased. If they completed the sex change, they’re supposed to be treated accordingly. 

I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via seabois)
Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy.

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: the only good sign tbh
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

hoodjab:

damonwells:

that is pretty radical and EXTREME

tsamthepoet LMAOOOO THATS YOOUUU

hoodjab:

damonwells:

that is pretty radical and EXTREME

tsamthepoet LMAOOOO THATS YOOUUU

toohalaltoparty:

If you ever feel like you bout to crush on someone slap yourself twice read ayatul qursi on yourself and walk as far away from that person as you can

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