Congratulations to the so-called revolutionaries. Congratulations to the brave ISIS jihadits who came alll the way from Saudi Arabia, Morocco, Malaysia, Syria and everywhere else you weren’t welcome. Congratulations to the Ba’athist butchers and their Saddmist supporters. How can we ever repay you for coming to our country from far and wide and not only slaughtering us, driving us out of our lands, and saving us from those damn Shi’a kafirs who were trying to move the country forward with an elected democracy, god-forbid of course. Most people are trying to move into the future, but you brave heroic gents know that intellectuals and thinkers are merely devil-worshipping kufar. That’s not what we Iraqis want! We want to be catapulted back to mid evil times, and if possible could you send us a bit further back into the Stone Age? Independent women, a forward-thinking society, and modernity are all just traits of infidels. Thank you oh brave ones, and thank you to all the brave tribes in Mosul who were gracious enough to sell out their homelands, betray their kufar brothers, and hand the city over to you. You see, I know using my mind to think is haram with you folks, but I now realize that Mosul wasn’t taken by you oh brave ones, it was given.